Keychain Bottle Opener

$8.00

Never, ever get jealous of someone else’s keychain bottle opener ever again.

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Never, ever get jealous of someone else’s keychain bottle opener ever again. This essential suburban item lives with your keys, but lives to open your bottles. One size fits all.

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